Are these the RUDEST guests yet!? | Season 12 | Below Deck

All right, guys. Let’s get in position, please.
So, yes, they’re arriving right now. Let’s get out.
[Music] The guest are here. Run.
Who’s that red carpet? This is not okay.
See the girl tucking in her shirt?
Trouble me.
Good morning, Leslie. We interesting name. I’m being Australian does that.
Good day, mate. What are you running late for? I think you got to step up your program a little bit. You’re running late.
[Music] What the obnoxious, rude, classless.
Why are you guys still standing there?
Get on the boat. Let’s go.
This trip is going to be hell if that’s what we’ve got on board.
Hell.
Where’s the drinks? Are you supposed to have shots or champagne or something?
We did.
Nothing. All the fun stuff’s on board.
So Leslie, I’d like to welcome you aboard with your party. My name is Carrie. This is Fraser. He’s a chief stew. He’ll show you around.
Let’s do it, guys.
All right, let’s go. When do we get to drink?
Rum punches.
Jason, we got your rum punch here.
All right, I’m just going to take you on a tour of the vessel. So, this is your hot tub.
It’s going to be a hot tub.
Wa!
Careful. Careful.
Some was close, eh? She just made it.
So, this is your master cabin. This is your master bed. Be aware these are not blackout so we can see in from the outside.
So don’t clap cheeks if the blind clap cheeks.
So what do you do sir?
We run strip clubs all over the country.
I’ve not done a strip club. What do I do? Some weird old straight man getting a boner over someone dancing with a pole like 18. Prep the anchor. Please copy that.
No. No. That fork’s out of place. You can’t leave that one right there. Do it right if you’re going to do it.
Jason’s so pleasant.
Stand by for one shot.
Standing by for one shot.
Release.
Block. Stay one:00. Chainless suck is holding.
Okay, fantastic. Let’s lock it down.
Copy that.
Cap.
They’re going to be really, really tough.
Yeah, really rude.
Well, if they’re rude, I’ll take care of that.
How’s everything here? Unacceptable.
Oh, it up.
I’ll let you know, Cap.
Yep.
But it’s Yeah, we’re going to be on our toes next few days. If they don’t do toys, I’m going to be very mad.
We can play with toys.
I like moist toys, too.
Or guest arrival. You were this close to not being here when the guest arrived.
If it happens again, it’s not going to be good.
Yeah. Sorry. Thank you.
Not a problem. Not a problem. Just so you know, ladies and gentlemen, how’s everything?
The veil, you got to practice.
That is a shoe leather right there.
Do it right. It’s overdone. Look. Come on now. Oh my god. This guy. This guy.
And you know, guess what? I just take a deep breath. Of course, sir. We can do whatever you want.
I can make you one medium rare if you want.
Right.
Absolutely. Right now, on my way.
Thank you.
You’re welcome.
But in like All right. Do you want rare mother? I’m going to give you row.
Hey, Fraser. Can I just have a quick meeting with all your girls?
Yeah.
Oh, that’s a big one. We’ll see how it goes.
Interior. Interior. Can we please meet in the other pantry?
Copy that. Are any of us okay to go on the jet skis too?
You will be labeled as a fall now. So these guests are getting very rowdy. God, how’d she get two glasses of champagne?
At any point you feel uncomfortable, let me know.
Okay, demanding. We can do this. Is ridiculous.
Rude and demeaning. We cannot do.
They have small dick syndrome.
Anybody doesn’t have respect. You have no time on my boat. I don’t give a who you are. I have no worries getting the water taxi and deporting some people. I have to rainbow. I need rainbow.
Thanks K. Appreciate it.
Ain’t no boner yet.
[Applause] [Music] Oh, this is so fascinating.
I love this.
Who wants a shot of 1942 in 1995?
Rainbow.
Rainbow.
My life. to and gunpowder. Live by one, die by the other. And we love the smell of both babies here.
Present, future, swallow.
1995.
I like the cabin. Baba, you want to come?
Okay.
What did you just try to do me? Did you give me a shot of tequila? Have I ordered tequila at all this whole trip and you just tried to put tequila down my throat? Rainbow. It was it forced rainbow was optional.
Poor rainbow.
I think we should put sedatives in that drink with the primaries.
Chef is here.
Chef Perfect.
Oh my god. Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a seafood pa seas longine. Also, we have muscle.
This is beautiful.
Well, enjoy.
You’re welcome.
It’s perfect.
You got chicken.
Yes, guys.
She’s demon as well. She’s got hormones.
Surely you’re okay.
Yeah, it’s fine.
Okay.
I’ve had way worse.
As long as you’re okay, mate.
No, we’re good. I really appreciate you checking in though. Thanks.
Okay. All right. Good night, mate.
We got jet lag at all.
We were alcohol. That was our problem.
[Applause] [Music] Uno.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, keep blowing.
Blow harder. Blow harder.
Happy birthday. Thank you. We’ll cut it up for you guys. We’ll get all the plates for you.
Thank you, Rainbow.
Yes.
Did you really just come with one of those?
I did. Would you like one as well?
It’s pretty unacceptable. You should just automatically assume if Sam is drinking something, Don would like the same thing.
Copy that.
When you hear like rainbow, rainbow, rainbow, it’s like you’re on my list. Take this happy little whatever this was and you just bring back something I like.
Copy that. I’m going to do what I want.
Rainbow. Rainbow. Rainbow. You bring it, baby girl.
What is that?
Lemon mering birthday pie.
I love lemon mering pie.
Rainbow. Give her more tequila. She is not ever doing tequila.
All right. It’s pretty good.
Can’t get no service.
[Music] Make myself a bloody if I can find the night to 42.
How’s it going with the festival?
Good. I think it’s just the stress of not being there and not knowing what’s going on. So, it’s just going to be like a stretch.
Okay.
Um, the party’s tonight. The staging needs to be built from scratch. I’m putting so much trust in this event planner to get things going for me because I can’t be on land. So yes, this is a big leap of faith, but I have no other option.
All right. Got a bad feeling. I’ve just sold them this dream. Have I spoken too soon?
Good, mate. Nice to see you.
Good to see you again.
Again, mate.
I was expecting to see a little, you know, something.
Nothing is here.
This is so bad. This is so embarrassing for me. Yay.
There’s so much to do me.
Everything that you need will be different.
Yeah, we’ve got some really demanding guests.
So, we got a lot of pressure on us right now. If there’s not activity, we’re going to feel the heat.
[Music]